Famous Quotes & Sayings

Karl Pilkington

What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.

Karl Pilkington

[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.

Karl Pilkington

I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.

Karl Pilkington

I came up with a good idea....see-through skin.

Karl Pilkington

At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.

Karl Pilkington

With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.

Karl Pilkington

I don't know why small chocolates are called fun-sized; I mean, if I called a midget fun-sized, they'd kick off.

Karl Pilkington

It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.

Karl Pilkington

As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.

Karl Pilkington

Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts.

Karl Pilkington

Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.

Karl Pilkington

I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.

Karl Popper

Science may be described as the art of systematic over-simplification.

Karen Horney

The perfect normal person is rare in our civilization.

Justin Bieber

Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry are two of the hottest girls in the world - and so normal and funny with it. If I was a few years older they are the kind of girls I'd like to date. I want a younger version of Cheryl and Katy - a mixture of the two would be hot.

Julianna Margulies

Small gestures can have a big impact.

Ted Williams

If you don't think too good, don't think too much.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

The secret of ugliness consists not in irregularity, but in being uninteresting.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

People do not deserve good writing, they are so pleased with bad.

Shania Twain

Yes, you can lose somebody overnight, yes, your whole life can be turned upside down. Life is short. It can come and go like a feather in the wind.

Shania Twain

I think there's something odd about eating another living anything.

Si Robertson

What I tell young couples that are getting married is: you're going to have quarrels, and on some things, you're just going to have to agree to disagree. And when you go to bed at night, kiss each other and tell each other that you love each other. Don't go to bed mad. Life is too short. Keep it simple.

Shimon Peres

Television has made dictatorship impossible but democracy unbearable.

Shaquille O'Neal

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Shaquille O'Neal

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

Shaquille O'Neal

I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to.

Shaquille O'Neal

I'm an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think I'm funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself.

Shaquille O'Neal

I feel like Bill Walton - old and shitty.

Seymour Cray

#3 pencils and quadrille pads.

Lewis Mumford

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.

Leslie Fiedler

I think the pattern of my essays is, A funny thing happened to me on my way through Finnegans Wake.

Leslie Fiedler

It's funny to be a critic.

Lee Majors

Clint Eastwood's a good friend, too - he and I used to play in softball games together.