Quotes about funny
funny people looking-good
Good-looking people turn me off. Myself included. Patrick Swayze
funny basketball might
We might make a lot of money but, we also spend a lot of money. Patrick Ewing
funny-things needs
Experience is a funny thing. You dont always have it when you need it. Patrick Chan
funny dog men
The more I see of man, the more I like dogs. Madame de Stael
funny life stupid
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. Harlan Ellison
funny-things answers needs
It is a funny thing, but when I am making music, all the answers I seek for in life seem to be there, in the music. Or rather, I should say, when I am making music, there are no questions and no need for answers. Gustav Mahler
funny music piano
If a composer could say what he had to say in words he would not bother trying to say it in music.
funny-life writing ears
I am irritated by my own writing. I am like a violinist whose ear is true, but whose fingers refuse to reproduce precisely the sound he hears within. Gustave Flaubert
funny way grew
I grew up in a funny way. Gordon Ramsay
funny-friendship good-man fool
There are a good many fools who call me a friend, and also a good many friends who call me a fool. Gilbert K. Chesterton
funny business humor
Journalism largely consists of saying 'Lord Jones is Dead' to people who never knew that Lord Jones was alive.
funny respect humor
Thieves respect property. They merely wish the property to become their property that they may more perfectly respect it.
funny travel missing
The only way to be sure of catching a train is to miss the one before it.
funny friendship god
We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
funny believe evil
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
funny philosophy food
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. Louis Pasteur
funny brother sibling
Being pretty on the inside means you don't hit your brother and you eat all your peas - that's what my grandma taught me. Lord Chesterfield
funny marriage drinking
The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation.
funny military humorous
I would rather have a nod from an American, than a snuff- box from an emperor. Lord Byron
funny humor dollars
A dollar saved is a quarter earned. John Ciardi
funny sarcastic rooms
Manuel will show you to your rooms - if you're lucky. John Cleese
funny sarcastic years
years ago we would have been burned for this. Now what I am suggesting is that we've advanced.
funny sarcastic should-have
A satisfied customer. We should have him stuffed.
funny husband years
Yes it's her husband. She hasn't got over it. Died thirty years ago.
funny sarcastic trying
Oh, I could spend my life having this conversation - look - please try to understand before one of us dies
funny sarcastic sports
When we hold a World Championship for a particular sport, we invite teams from other countries to play as well.
funny sarcastic world
The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.
funny life sarcastic
You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.
funny animal meat
If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?
funny running humor
[W]ithout humour you cannot run a sweetie-shop, let alone a nation. John Buchan
funny atheist mean
An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
funny humor use
Busy yourselves with this, you damned walruses, while the rest of use proceed with the libretto. John Barrymore
funny marriage thinking
I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.