Famous Quotes & Sayings

Robin Williams

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

Robin Williams

Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!

Robin Williams

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

Robin Williams

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Robin Williams

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

Robin Williams

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'

Robin Williams

I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole."

Robin Williams

Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

Rob Thurman

Funny thing about faith ... it goes a lot faster than it comes.

Rob Corddry

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

Richard P. Feynman

We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had the wrong idea first, and so on. So there isn't any place to publish, in a dignified manner, what you actually did in order to get to do the work, although, there has been in these days, some interest in this kind, thing.

Richard P. Feynman

Thank you very Much, I enjoyed myself

Richard Dawkins

The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.

Richelle Mead

You…you got rid of that dress fast," I pointed out between heavy breaths. "I thought you liked it." "I do like it," he said. His breathing was as heavy as mine. "I love it." And then he took me to the bed.

Renee Zellweger

My mum, a strange creature from the time when pickles on toothpicks were still the height of sophistication.

Rebecca West

A copy of the universe is not what is required of art; one of the damned things is ample.

Rebecca West

Before a war military science seems a real science, like astronomy; but after a war it seems more like astrology.

Rebecca West

Motherhood is the strangest thing, it can be like being one's own Trojan horse.

Rebecca West

God forbid that any book should be banned. The practice is as indefensible as infanticide.

Russell Brand

I used to binge-eat and make myself throw up. I was a fat kid. Obviously I didn't quite master the bulimia.

Russell Brand

When you bump into your own mom at an orgy, it's hard not to get her to read into certain things.

Russell Brand

If your body is 90% water what have you got to drink water all the time for? Why can't you just have some crisps?

Russell Brand

Amy Winehouse - her surname's beginning to sound like a description of her liver.

Russell Brand

Even in name, he seems like a Victorian oddity. "Igor, fetch 'the Crouch' from the catacombs, we're going to the graveyard".

Russell Brand

How long is it polite to continue to be interested in what someone says after they reveal they've got a boyfriend?

Russell Brand

On respect for the Queen: When I lick a stamp I always do it with my eyes closed.

Russell Brand

I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough.

Timothy Leary

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.

Thomas Sowell

It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance.

Ricky Davis

I thought LeBron James was just going to be another addition to help me score

Richard Lewis

I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rear view mirror.

Richard Lewis

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.

Richard Lerner

AT&T to wed T-Mobile. Following the ceremony there will be no reception.