Famous Quotes & Sayings

Robin Williams

Reality: What a concept!

Robin Williams

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice.

Robin Williams

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

Robin Williams

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Robin Williams

You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time.'

Robin Williams

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.

Tracey Ullman

I think serial monogamy says it all.

Tracey Ullman

It's funny - if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea it's them.

Tracey Ullman

As I get older, I just prefer to knit.

Tori Spelling

It would be pretty funny to see a Beverly Hills white girl with mad rap skills.

Veronica Roth

Can you be a girl for a few seconds?" "I'm always a girl" I frown. "You know what I mean. Like a silly, annoying girl" I twirl my hair around my finger. "Kay.

Robert Graves

The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good.

Robert Green Ingersoll

The Church has always been willing to swap off treasures in heaven for cash down.

Rudyard Kipling

I've just read that I am dead. Don't forget to delete me from your list of subscribers.

Samuel Johnson

I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.

Samuel Johnson

Almost every man wastes part of his life attempting to display qualities which he does not possess.

Samuel Johnson

Fly-fishing may be a very pleasant amusement; but angling or float fishing I can only compare to a stick and a string, with a worm at one end and a fool at the other.

Samuel Johnson

No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned... a man in a jail has more room, better food, and commonly better company.

Roy Bean

I find this corpse guilty of carrying a concealed weapon and I fine it $40.

Rowan Atkinson

I'm as poor as a church mouse, that's just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese.

Rowan Atkinson

Look, if I'd wanted a lecture on the rights of man, I'd have gone to bed with Martin Luther.

Rowan Atkinson

I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and discovering there's a gas bill tied to it.

Rowan Atkinson

Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine.

Rowan Atkinson

You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

Ronald Reagan

But I also happen to be someone who believes in tithing--the giving of a tenth .

Ronald Reagan

I have flown twice over Mount St. Helens out on our West Coast. I'm not a scientist and I don't know the figures, but I have a suspicion that that one little mountain has probably released more sulfur dioxide into the atmosphere of the world than has been released in the last ten years of automobile driving or things of that kind that people are so concerned about.

Ronald Reagan

The little dictator who went to Moscow in his green fatigues to receive a bear hug did not forsake the doctrine of Lenin when he returned to the West and appeared in a two-piece suit. (On Daniel Ortega Saavedra)

Ronald Reagan

If you put it on the table as a bargaining chip, it becomes a bargaining chip

Rodney Dangerfield

Boy what a hotel that was, why they stole my towel.

Rodney Dangerfield

Last Halloween a kid tried to rip my face off. He thought it was a mask. Now it's different when I open the door the kids hand me candy.

Rodney Dangerfield

I went to a freak show and they let me in for nothing.

Rodney Dangerfield

I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."

Rodney Dangerfield

My wife isn't very bright. The other day she was at the store, and just as she was heading for our car, someone stole it! I said, "Did you see the guy that did it?" She said, "No, but I got the license plate."