Famous Quotes & Sayings

Ronald Reagan

Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the democrats believe every day is April 15.

Tracy Morgan

I can't watch American Idol... it's like karaoke without the booze.

Vera Wang

The funny thing is that I'm the girl who no one sees at the beach. Ask anyone who's traveled with me. Normally, I'm in so many layers, I look like Lawrence of Arabia!

Vanessa Hudgens

This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has a poster of him in their room so, why not join the club!

Vanessa Hudgens

If people don't like me for whatever I do, for being me, then that's too bad. I don't want to change to be something that I'm not for other people to like me.

Richard Dawkins

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.

Robyn Davidson

I just don't see myself as a travel writer. I can't. I don't.

Robin Williams

When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'

Robin Williams

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

Robin Williams

In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say 'Stop, or I'll say stop again.'

Robin Williams

We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself.

Robin Williams

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

Robin Williams

The Second Amendment! It says you have the right to bear arms, or the right to arm bears, whatever the hell you want to do!

Robin Williams

Carpe per diem - seize the check.

Robin Williams

When I was growing up they used to say, "Robin, drugs can kill you." Now that I'm 58 my doctor's telling me, "Robin, you need drugs to live." I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer...

Robin Williams

Is it rude to Twitter during sex? To go "omg, omg, wtf, zzz"? Is that rude?

Robin Williams

I went to rehab for alcoholism in wine country, just to keep my options open.

Robin Williams

We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that!

Robin Williams

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?

Robin Williams

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

Robin Williams

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.

Robin Williams

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

Robin Williams

Look at airport security now. What started out as definite racial profiling is now where the computer picks a name. That's why you get a seven-month-old getting a pat down. [Imitates a security officer.] "Check the diapers. They're full."

Robin Williams

And some people say Jesus wasn't Jewish. Of COURSE he was Jewish! 30 years old, single, lives with his parents, come on! He works in his father's business, his mom thought he was God's gift, he's Jewish! Give it up!

Robin Williams

Reality: What a concept!

Robin Williams

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice.

Robin Williams

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

Robin Williams

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Robin Williams

You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time.'

Robin Williams

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.

Robin Williams

Comedy is acting out optimism.

Robin Williams

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

Robin Williams

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?