Famous Quotes & Sayings

Ellen DeGeneres

Normally, I try not to pay attention to my haters, but this time I'd like to talk about it, because my haters are my motivators.

Eric Allman

Unix gives you just enough rope to hang yourself - and then a couple of more feet, just to be sure.

Joseph Addison

Their is no defense against criticism except obscurity.

Jorge Valdano

Playing against a defensive opponent is just as bad as making love to a tree.

Jonathan Swift

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

Jonathan Swift

No man was ever so completely skilled in the conduct of life, as not to receive new information from age and experience.

Jonathan Swift

There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.

Jonathan Swift

When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

Kenneth Grahame

The clever men of Oxford, know all that there is to be knowed but they none of them know one half as much as intelligent Mr. Toad.

Kurt Cobain

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you.

Kurt Cobain

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.

Kevyn Aucoin

Life is too short to spend hoping that the perfectly arched eyebrow or hottest new lip shade will mask an ugly heart.

Kesha

Of course there are certain things that get to me, but I try and lead by example and show people that, especially with haters, that you should just ignore them.

Kesha

I could party in a cardboard box with people who are funny and don't care. For me, it's really about who I surround myself with, so I just try to always be with hilarious people.

Jonathan Swift

Pray steal me not, I'm Mrs. Dingley's, Whose heart in this four-footed thing lies.

Jonathan Raban

I ain't sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids.

Helen Hayes

If you rest, you rust.

Helen Gurley Brown

Love doesn't drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator.

Helen Gurley Brown

good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere

Nature, time and patience are three great physicians.

Hedy Lamarr

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

Hedy Lamarr

It's funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay in cash to get rid of them. Women pay emotionally coming and going. Neither has it easy.

Heather Mills

There are many other kinds of milk available. Why don't we try drinking rats' milk and dogs' milk?

Hector Hugh Munro

Confront a child, a puppy, and a kitten with a sudden danger; the child will turn instinctively for assistance, the puppy will grovel in abject submission, the kitten will brace its tiny body for a frantic resistance.

Hector Hugh Munro

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.

Hector Hugh Munro

A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.

Henry David Thoreau

The greatest compliment that was ever paid me was when one asked me what I thought, and attended to my answer.

Henry David Thoreau

It takes two to speak the truth: one to speak, and another to hear.

Henry David Thoreau

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat.

Henry David Thoreau

Shall I not have intelligence with the earth? Am I not partly leaves and vegetable mould myself.

John C. Maxwell

Maturity does not always come with age; sometimes age comes alone.

John Abercrombie

To be creative and spontaneous, you have to live with imperfection.

Jean Cocteau

The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off.