Famous Quotes & Sayings

Cheri Oteri

The funny thing is, I was never purposely blonde. I just got highlights, and then you get highlights over highlights, and then it looks like you're blonde.

Chad Brown

The funny thing is, I've watched games from last year, practices from last year,

Jerry Bailey

The funny thing is, he went out, so I was losing more ground the first 50 or 60 yards. But once I got him going, he settled down. He was pretty relaxed.

The funny thing is, ... Colleen, Margo and I all sat together. You could see us on the tape, right there in the bottom-right corner. Every time I watch it, I see us there together.

The funny thing is 99 percent of the responses we've gotten have all been congratulatory or offers to work with us.

Andre Gide

The funny thing about love is that it must continually grow or it will diminish.

Maria Sharapova

The funny thing was, he started clapping for me after that. I think he got scared. Then when I was waving to that side (after winning), he's like.

LeAnn Rimes

The funny thing is the songs that people think are about me probably aren't. And the songs that are probably are the ones they wouldn't think... so that's where it kind of is funny.

Ellsworth Huntington

The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal.

Elayne Boosler

Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?

Elayne Boosler

You know you are in love when you are willing to share your cash-machine number.

Elayne Boosler

When the sun comes up, I have morals again.

Elayne Boosler

You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.

Elayne Boosler

I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.

Elayne Boosler

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

Elayne Boosler

We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, 'You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms.'

Edward Teller

When you're certain you cannot be fooled, you become easy to fool.

Edward de Bono

I'm a very loyal and unreliable friend.

Naomi Wolf

Become goddesses of disobedience.

Napoleon Bonaparte

The French complain of everything, and always.

Middle age ends and senescence begins, the day your descendant's outnumber your friends.

Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny- Have you ever tried to buy them without money?

People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it.

I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.

No man is greater than his respect for sleep.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.

Norman Wisdom

I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry

Norman Wisdom

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.

Norman Ralph Augustine

One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.'

Orson Welles

I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.

Oliver Wendell Holmes

Nothing is so common-place as to wish to be remarkable.

Oliver Wendell Holmes

I firmly believe that if the whole material medica, as now used, could be sunk to the bottom of the sea, it would be better for mankind-and all the worse for the fishes.