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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
good-morning beauty nature
Nature gives to every time and season some beauties of its own; and from morning to night, as from the cradle to the grave, it is but a succession of changes so gentle and easy that we can scarcely mark their progress.
good-morning optimistic night
The longest way must have its close - the gloomiest night will wear on to a morning. Harriet Beecher Stowe
good-morning morning-inspirational my-love-for-you
...And you're the only one who knows. Billy Joel
good-morning hope good-day
There was never a night or a problem that could defeat sunrise or hope. Bernard Williams
good-morning people good-work
Because knowledge is not for showing off. If I do good work, people should notice me. Chetan Bhagat
good-morning enthusiasm succeed
Good morning! Remember: A person can succeed at almost anything for which they have unlimited enthusiasm. Charles M. Schwab
good-morning dream inspiration
You have to have a dream so you can get up in the morning. Billy Wilder
good-morning death sleep
I look upon death to be as necessary to our constitution as sleep. We shall rise refreshed in the morning. Benjamin Franklin
good-morning rising-in-the-morning up-early
The early morning has gold in its mouth.
sorry rain heart
Heaven knows we need never be ashamed of our tears, for they are rain upon the blinding dust of earth, overlying our hard hearts. I was better after I had cried, than before--more sorry, more aware of my own ingratitude, more gentle.
sorry pie im-sorry
Then I'm sorry to say, I've eat your pie.
sorry oxygen gone
Unfortunately it's also true to say that good management is a bit like oxygen - it's invisible and you don't notice its presence until it's gone, and then you're sorry. Charles Stross
sorry low-self-esteem im-sorry
I'm sorry to myself, for treating me worse than I would anybody else. Alanis Morissette
sorry parent effort
I am sorry we promoted sexual orientation change efforts and reparative theories about sexual orientation that stigmatized parents. Alan Chambers
sorry fun phones
People still call me ma’am on the phone, and it’s just part of life now. I’m not even phased by it… Going through DriveThrus is always fun, because it’s always so shocking when they see me. It’d just be kind of like, ‘Thank you ma… woah!! Woah, sorry about that!’ Chris Colfer
sorry school high-school
There's nothing wrong with you. There's a lot wrong with the world you live in. And definitely get out of high school and make everyone sorry.
sorry should-have people
When you're exonerated, then the people who wrongly accused you should have the guts to stand up and say, "I'm sorry." Chris Christie
sorry hard-days hard
There were hard days but I never felt sorry for myself. Chris Bosh