Zach Braff
Zach Braff
Zachary Israel "Zach" Braff is an American actor, comedian, director, screenwriter and producer. He is best known for his role as Dr. John Dorian on the television series Scrubs, for which he was nominated for the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series in 2005...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth6 April 1975
CitySouth Orange, NJ
CountryUnited States of America
people black term
I don't like the term 'black people', I find it demeaning to those of us that actually qualify as 'people'.
running character games
One time I considered making a video game about my life where people control a character called 'Zach Braff' and run around being awesome. Then I realized that getting to pretend to be me would be like shooting up heroin for anyone who played it, and I don't want that on my conscience.
mean oil pissed-off
I don't get why arabs are so pissed off at us. I mean they have enough oil for all of them to drive a hummer at what, maybe 1.50 a gallon?
doe reincarnation benevolent
If a benevolent God exists, so does reincarnation. He wouldn't send me here just once.
people actors handle
Some people just can't handle that they will never be a better actor than me
doctors black problem
The biggest problem I had with starring in Scrubs were the black doctors. I just had to keep telling myself this show was satire.
mean garden people
I feel really bad for everyone who died on 9/11. Not just the people in the World Trade Center, Pentagon, or Flight 93, but all of the terrorists, too. 'Garden State' came out in 2004. That means none of them got a chance to see it. Let that sink in for a second. No wonder they're building a memorial.
president wish charity
The thing about all these charities is that who sees where the money goes? I don't and you don't. For all I know, the president of Make a Wish just used all the money to buy himself a mansion and a yacht. That's why I keep all of my money for myself, at least then I know I'm doing good for at least one person for sure.
easter opportunity lifetime
Am I really gonna deny someone the opportunity of a lifetime just because they met me 5 easters early?
hate two white
Well it's not that I HATE them, but honestly if I saw two homeless people begging for money, one white and one black, and I only had one quarter... Well I'd probably keep it actually.
mean thinking media
I'm pretty sure Africa was made up by the media to scare people. I mean, I've never seen it. Have you? I didn't think so.
stars school thinking
I like to drop in on people who picked on me in high school or whatever, just out of the blue, and chat with them to see how they think of me now that I'm a big star. Usually they're a lot nicer. After about half an hour, I excuse myself to go to the bathroom, and leave a few DVDs or pictures there. Then when I come out, I say good-bye and leave. Then I call the cops.
liars trials fudge
I figure it this way - if a woman claims she didn't want me to fudge her, then you already know she's a liar. So what the hell's the point of a trial, y'know?
mean swim problem
I mean, personally, I would have had no problem surviving. Come on, how hard is it to swim?