Zach Braff
Zach Braff
Zachary Israel "Zach" Braff is an American actor, comedian, director, screenwriter and producer. He is best known for his role as Dr. John Dorian on the television series Scrubs, for which he was nominated for the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series in 2005...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth6 April 1975
CitySouth Orange, NJ
CountryUnited States of America
drama school ideas
I don't like the idea of drama schools. They only perpetuate the myth that everyone can do what I do
mom regret stupid
I was stuck in traffic one day and just kinda thought it would be funny to masturbate. It was sunny and clear out, so I was worried one of the other drivers would see me, but my jeep is pretty high off the ground, so I think no one noticed. I busted a nut and aimed it down, ruining my tweety bird floor mat. I felt kinda stupid after and my mom kept silent the rest of the drive home. It was awkward and I regret it.
dream rifles time-travel
Yea, I've got a dream too. It involves time-travel and a rifle.
children children-love whole
Oh I love children, but I could never eat a whole one.
gay men bunch
Gay men in L.A. are all a bunch of tens looking for an eleven.
girl mean white
I don't belive Oprah's sexual abuse stories, I mean who would take a black girl when there are plenty of white?
gay guy good-man
I'm not gay, but I'm still the kind of guy where, even though you have no chance, they still want to hang around me so you can get a good mental image and jerk off to me later.
body opinion
Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.
white groups guidance
It's always weird being the only white person in a group. It feels like everyone's looking to me for guidance.
mean medicine people
I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot of people's lives.
use sometimes ability
Sometimes you just gotta use what God gave you to the best of your abilities.
teaching men thinking
I think we have to acknowledge that people are different and succeed at different things, first of all. Men are better than women at some professions like firefighting, construction work, and physics. But women are better than men at some professions, too, like elementary teaching, prostitution, and giving birth. Who's to say which is more important?
dog trying my-dog
My dog has a cough. If you've never seen a dog with a cough, I recommend trying to find one. It's hilarious.
people tree black
Oh sure, I have a few black people in my family tree. They're probably still hanging there.