Zach Braff
Zach Braff
Zachary Israel "Zach" Braff is an American actor, comedian, director, screenwriter and producer. He is best known for his role as Dr. John Dorian on the television series Scrubs, for which he was nominated for the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series in 2005...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth6 April 1975
CitySouth Orange, NJ
CountryUnited States of America
children children-love whole
Oh I love children, but I could never eat a whole one.
gay men bunch
Gay men in L.A. are all a bunch of tens looking for an eleven.
girl mean white
I don't belive Oprah's sexual abuse stories, I mean who would take a black girl when there are plenty of white?
gay guy good-man
I'm not gay, but I'm still the kind of guy where, even though you have no chance, they still want to hang around me so you can get a good mental image and jerk off to me later.
body opinion
Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.
white groups guidance
It's always weird being the only white person in a group. It feels like everyone's looking to me for guidance.
mean medicine people
I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot of people's lives.
use sometimes ability
Sometimes you just gotta use what God gave you to the best of your abilities.
teaching men thinking
I think we have to acknowledge that people are different and succeed at different things, first of all. Men are better than women at some professions like firefighting, construction work, and physics. But women are better than men at some professions, too, like elementary teaching, prostitution, and giving birth. Who's to say which is more important?
dog trying my-dog
My dog has a cough. If you've never seen a dog with a cough, I recommend trying to find one. It's hilarious.
people tree black
Oh sure, I have a few black people in my family tree. They're probably still hanging there.
people black term
I don't like the term 'black people', I find it demeaning to those of us that actually qualify as 'people'.
running character games
One time I considered making a video game about my life where people control a character called 'Zach Braff' and run around being awesome. Then I realized that getting to pretend to be me would be like shooting up heroin for anyone who played it, and I don't want that on my conscience.
doe reincarnation benevolent
If a benevolent God exists, so does reincarnation. He wouldn't send me here just once.