Zach Braff
Zach Braff
Zachary Israel "Zach" Braff is an American actor, comedian, director, screenwriter and producer. He is best known for his role as Dr. John Dorian on the television series Scrubs, for which he was nominated for the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series in 2005...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth6 April 1975
CitySouth Orange, NJ
CountryUnited States of America
worry insecurity driven
I am really driven, but my drive doesn't effect the conversations I have in my head about life, and my worries and fears and insecurities.
tabloids soup cad
I'm not sure when or why the tabloid angle on me was decided that I am a cad. I would have much rather it had been that I am secretly a dentist or that I love soup.
baby fighting grieving
I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.
song cyclones annoying
That cyclone in Burma? That was just me doing the dance to that annoying ass song...
wise children mean
A child's death is really of less value than an adult's. I mean, what could you really accomplish in a year? Not much, and that's not even talking about, you know, pay-wise.
running thinking people
People always tell me I should run for president, but I don't think they'd give me enough time off to make my films.
generations modern mines
I wouldn't call myself a modern Shakespeare, but Shakespeare was probably to his generation what I am to mine.
people effort shapes
Some people just don't want to put in the effort. I just show up and say some lines and I'm famous. Anyone living below the poverty line just needs to shape up or be shipped out, you know?
mean oil pissed-off
I don't get why arabs are so pissed off at us. I mean they have enough oil for all of them to drive a hummer at what, maybe 1.50 a gallon?
mean oil pissed-off
I don't get why arabs are so pissed off at us. I mean they have enough oil for all of them to drive a hummer at what, maybe 1.50 a gallon?
mom regret stupid
I was stuck in traffic one day and just kinda thought it would be funny to masturbate. It was sunny and clear out, so I was worried one of the other drivers would see me, but my jeep is pretty high off the ground, so I think no one noticed. I busted a nut and aimed it down, ruining my tweety bird floor mat. I felt kinda stupid after and my mom kept silent the rest of the drive home. It was awkward and I regret it.