Zach Braff
Zach Braff
Zachary Israel "Zach" Braff is an American actor, comedian, director, screenwriter and producer. He is best known for his role as Dr. John Dorian on the television series Scrubs, for which he was nominated for the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series in 2005...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth6 April 1975
CitySouth Orange, NJ
CountryUnited States of America
hate thinking alive
I'm not saying I hate Jews, I'm just saying that I think they shouldn't be alive any more.
thinking evil people
A lot of people say colonialism was 'evil' or whatever, but what have they really done with Africa since we gave it back to them? I don't think it should be considered 'racist' to admit maybe ending apartheid did more harm than good in South Africa.
hate mean america
I just don't see how anyone can hate America. I mean, crap, I live there. What more do you need?
names clothes people
Michael Eisner contacted me once and asked me if he could change the name of Disneyland to 'Braffland.' I said no, because whenever I go to Disneyland there's always fat people everywhere wearing tight clothes. Disneyland, frankly, has a lot of improving to do before it gets my namesake.
garden way figures
I don't ask questions. I just figure the extra warm days are God's way of rewarding me for Garden State
cute fighting hard
It's hard for me not to be extraordinarily cute. I had to fight it.
animal seven-years numbers
They say the number on rule in showbusiness is not to work with animals. I guess I'm above the rules because I put up with that for seven years.
jesus guy awful
Sure the jews killed jesus, but the guy was an awful carpenter
blow giving everyday
It was really starting to get pathetic, everyday they would come in looking for one thing or another. 'Zach, can you give me some acting tips?' 'Zach, will you let me blow you?' 'Can I have some cash?' That's when I made the call, that's when I decided seven was enough
thinking people black
Well, you need to have at least one black friend, otherwise people think you're racist
sex police looks
Have I ever had sex with a hooker? I'd like to answer that question with a question of my own. Can just anyone look up police records?
war vietnam april
In April 1975 I was born and the Vietnam War ended. I could not let any American die in war before seeing an episode of Scrubs.
intelligent feet design
I wouldn't exactly call it 'Intelligent', but somebody has to be behind designing the human form other than just biological necessity. Why else would women have arms? Or feet? Or mouths?
player garden dvds
If we're going to solve the problems in North Korea, the first thing we're going to have to do is start helping them get basic amenities like electricity, televisions, and DVD players over there. Otherwise, how can they watch 'Garden State'?