Zach Braff
Zach Braff
Zachary Israel "Zach" Braff is an American actor, comedian, director, screenwriter and producer. He is best known for his role as Dr. John Dorian on the television series Scrubs, for which he was nominated for the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series in 2005...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth6 April 1975
CitySouth Orange, NJ
CountryUnited States of America
people lifetime masters
Minutes to learn, a lifetime to master. People just don't understand that
amendments has-beens
It has been pretty much downhill ever since the 13th amendment
mean unique parent
So, yeah, I mean, there is something universal about that feeling - that 20-something, what the hell am I going to do with my life, I'm lost and my parents are freaking me out, and what's the point? Every generation has a way of making that unique, but there are certain universals of that feeling.
running fashion kids
When you were a kid and the circus came to town it was awesome to see these little creatures, but these things go out of fashion, like polyester blazers with rolled up sleeves. We don't have to suffer them anymore so why are there all these little people running around?
secret lays
Incognito mode? What do they have to hide? Zach Braff doesn't have anything to hide - Zach Braff lays it all out there for everybody to see. That is Zach Braff's secret to Zach Braff's success.
hate thinking alive
I'm not saying I hate Jews, I'm just saying that I think they shouldn't be alive any more.
thinking evil people
A lot of people say colonialism was 'evil' or whatever, but what have they really done with Africa since we gave it back to them? I don't think it should be considered 'racist' to admit maybe ending apartheid did more harm than good in South Africa.
hate mean america
I just don't see how anyone can hate America. I mean, crap, I live there. What more do you need?
names clothes people
Michael Eisner contacted me once and asked me if he could change the name of Disneyland to 'Braffland.' I said no, because whenever I go to Disneyland there's always fat people everywhere wearing tight clothes. Disneyland, frankly, has a lot of improving to do before it gets my namesake.
garden way figures
I don't ask questions. I just figure the extra warm days are God's way of rewarding me for Garden State
cute fighting hard
It's hard for me not to be extraordinarily cute. I had to fight it.
animal seven-years numbers
They say the number on rule in showbusiness is not to work with animals. I guess I'm above the rules because I put up with that for seven years.
jesus guy awful
Sure the jews killed jesus, but the guy was an awful carpenter
blow giving everyday
It was really starting to get pathetic, everyday they would come in looking for one thing or another. 'Zach, can you give me some acting tips?' 'Zach, will you let me blow you?' 'Can I have some cash?' That's when I made the call, that's when I decided seven was enough