Zach Braff
Zach Braff
Zachary Israel "Zach" Braff is an American actor, comedian, director, screenwriter and producer. He is best known for his role as Dr. John Dorian on the television series Scrubs, for which he was nominated for the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series in 2005...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth6 April 1975
CitySouth Orange, NJ
CountryUnited States of America
winning people want
When you win your first Grammy, it's true, you really want to thank all the little people.
why-not heard lama
I heard about the Dalai Lama, you know and I thought to myself, why not me?
dog lazy
I'm not lazy, I drive everywhere myself, the dog could've learned something from me.
holocaust would-be
Without me, Scrubs would be worse than the holocaust. But with me in it, it's turned into the lolocaust.
hype understood my-own
I never really understood all the hype, until I got one of my own.
kids winning games
I never go easy on kids when I play board games. The sooner they learn what the consequence of entering a competition is, the better. If they win, I punch them in the face like any adult.
children cancer heart
Whenever I'm feeling a bit down, I always visit the local children's hospital. Knowing that those cancer-kids wont be able to live long enough to surpass me in fame just warms my heart, you know?
jesus guy written
I don't have anything against this Jesus guy, but has he written, directed, and starred in his own movie?
winning people portraits
I love signing autographs! Sometimes, when people ask me for one, I keep the photo for myself and frame it. It's a Win-Win situation really; I get an extra 25 dollars in my pocket AND another portrait for my bedroom.
kids two people
I lot of people remember when that kid spray-painted my brand new Porsche for Punk'd. That was pretty funny. He got me pretty good. Of course, most people don't know I eventually got him back with my own show. I call it a show, really it's just an hour-long video shot in my bedroom featuring the two of us.
blow people achievement
It blows my mind that there are people out there who deny the holocaust. Why would you ever deny such a great achievement. It's like denying the cure for polio or something.
jobs writing acting
Dude, writing, acting and directing are such easy jobs. But to do them all as awesomely as Zach Braff does, well that... that's something.
crush girl dream
Yeah i thought about making the character of JD gay... But then i thought, but what about all the poor girls dreams you'll be crushing
toilets toilet-seat cold
Don't get me started on cold toilet seats.