Zach Braff
Zach Braff
Zachary Israel "Zach" Braff is an American actor, comedian, director, screenwriter and producer. He is best known for his role as Dr. John Dorian on the television series Scrubs, for which he was nominated for the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series in 2005...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth6 April 1975
CitySouth Orange, NJ
CountryUnited States of America
kids guy hey
A kid came up to me the other day and said, 'Hey, you're the guy on Scrubs!' Kid, I am Scrubs, and don't you forget it.
sex college men
First I took a crap on the hooker's chest, then I told her I'd pay her a thousand dollars to eat it. She was addicted to crack, so of course she did it. It was so gross, though, it made her throw up, so I said I'd pay her another thousand to lick all that up, too. She started to, but for some reason she started crying as she was doing it, saying, 'I went to college! I have a degree!' Oh man, it was hilarious. I don't know if it was technically sex because I just beat off on her face, but definitely one of my most intense orgasms.
opportunity thinking people
A lot of people consider 9/11 to be a tragedy, and in some ways it is, but I think there's also opportunity for a lot of humor there.
cousin thinking ideas
Everyone has an idea that they think would be a great movie. Everyone has a cousin who they think you should work with.
school film wanted
I went to film school and wanted to learn everything there was about making movies.
fun party gay
Once both gay marriage and marijuana are finally legal, those of you against them are not invited to the really fun parties I'm gonna throw.
ideas starting-over leaving
I always liked the story of Noah's Ark and the idea of starting anew by rescuing the things you like and leaving the rest behind.
black chicks
Im just not really attracted to black chicks.
baby ideas decision
Don't get me wrong, I love the idea of killing unwanted babies, it's just that the idea of letting women make a decision doesn't sit well with me.
thinking people fake
People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere.
viagra
I'd never hit a woman unless I was already out of Viagra.
drama school ideas
I don't like the idea of drama schools. They only perpetuate the myth that everyone can do what I do
mom regret stupid
I was stuck in traffic one day and just kinda thought it would be funny to masturbate. It was sunny and clear out, so I was worried one of the other drivers would see me, but my jeep is pretty high off the ground, so I think no one noticed. I busted a nut and aimed it down, ruining my tweety bird floor mat. I felt kinda stupid after and my mom kept silent the rest of the drive home. It was awkward and I regret it.
dream rifles time-travel
Yea, I've got a dream too. It involves time-travel and a rifle.