Zach Braff
Zach Braff
Zachary Israel "Zach" Braff is an American actor, comedian, director, screenwriter and producer. He is best known for his role as Dr. John Dorian on the television series Scrubs, for which he was nominated for the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series in 2005...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth6 April 1975
CitySouth Orange, NJ
CountryUnited States of America
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First I took a crap on the hooker's chest, then I told her I'd pay her a thousand dollars to eat it. She was addicted to crack, so of course she did it. It was so gross, though, it made her throw up, so I said I'd pay her another thousand to lick all that up, too. She started to, but for some reason she started crying as she was doing it, saying, 'I went to college! I have a degree!' Oh man, it was hilarious. I don't know if it was technically sex because I just beat off on her face, but definitely one of my most intense orgasms.
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Everyone has an idea that they think would be a great movie. Everyone has a cousin who they think you should work with.
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I went to film school and wanted to learn everything there was about making movies.
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Once both gay marriage and marijuana are finally legal, those of you against them are not invited to the really fun parties I'm gonna throw.
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I always liked the story of Noah's Ark and the idea of starting anew by rescuing the things you like and leaving the rest behind.
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Im just not really attracted to black chicks.
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Don't get me wrong, I love the idea of killing unwanted babies, it's just that the idea of letting women make a decision doesn't sit well with me.
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People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere.
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I'd never hit a woman unless I was already out of Viagra.
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I don't like the idea of drama schools. They only perpetuate the myth that everyone can do what I do
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Yea, I've got a dream too. It involves time-travel and a rifle.
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Oh I love children, but I could never eat a whole one.
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Gay men in L.A. are all a bunch of tens looking for an eleven.
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I don't belive Oprah's sexual abuse stories, I mean who would take a black girl when there are plenty of white?