Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionDirector
Date of Birth1 December 1935
CityBronx, NY
CountryUnited States of America
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The heart wants what it wants.
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My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women.
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I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
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If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
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Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
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I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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The heart wants what it wants. There's no logic to these things. You meet someone and you fall in love and that's that.
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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
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Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
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More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
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My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign
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All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.
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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.