Quotes by 'Woody Allen'

Woody Allen

Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...

long mind dying

I don't mind dying... as long as I don't have to be there when it happens.

dying life-is-like concentration

Life is like a concentration camp... you can't leave without dying.

dying immortality achieve

I prefer to achieve immortality by not dying.

people dying want

Some people want to achieve immortality through their works or their descendants. I prefer to achieve immortality by not dying.

forever dying want

I don't want to live forever through my work. I want to live forever by not dying.

death suicide dying

I don't want to be immortal through my works. I want to be immortal by not dying.

death cutting dying

Death should not be seen as the end but as a very effective way to cut down expenses.

mind dying would-be

I wouldn't mind dying so much if it wasn't that I would be dead at the end of it.

making-love dying

Dying is like making love, except you don't get naseous afterwards.

arrogance greatness standing

I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me

knowledge

Is knowledge knowable? If not, how do we know this?

earlier relationship retrospect

Probably in retrospect I should have bowed out of that relationship (with Farrow) much earlier than I did.

everytime hear invading wagner

Everytime I hear Wagner I feel like invading Poland.

bark creation figure god hard poet

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on