Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionDirector
Date of Birth1 December 1935
CityBronx, NY
CountryUnited States of America
thinking artist people
People think I'm an artist because my films lose money.
witty hate humorous
I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.
funny drama humor
Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.
men thinking hair
Man was made in God`s image. Do you really think God has red hair and glasses?
vegetables two choices
Those modern analysts, they charge so much! In my day, for five marks Freud himself would treat you. For ten marks he would treat you and press your pants. For fifteen marks Freud would let you treat him - that included a choice of any two vegetables.
men thinking people
Relationships are really what interest me the most. And I think, in the end, they interest most people the most. Even when you read Tolstoy or something, basically they're about man and woman relationships.
witty atheist philosophy
If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
inspirational funny death
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
sarcastic horse sadism
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
sleep wrong-time audience
The audience goes to sleep really quickly! If you have a slight pause at the wrong time, that's it!
inspirational funny god
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
funny humor intelligent
I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
funny humor parent
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
littles comfort cold
I'm really impotent against the overwhelming bleakness of the universe and the only thing I can do is my little gift [filmmaking] and do it the best I can, which is cold comfort.