Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionDirector
Date of Birth1 December 1935
CityBronx, NY
CountryUnited States of America
reality thinking dentist
You always think another time would have been ideal for you . . . the reality is there was no novocaine when you went to the dentist.
life-is
Life is for the living.
enthusiasm needs drivers
Enthusiasm is a good engine, but it needs intelligence for a driver.
memories rain sidewalk
I love the rain - it washes memories off the sidewalk of life.
music years play
Psychoanalyses is like music lessons, for 5 years you do not notice any progress and suddenly you can play the piano.
witty humorous ugly
I'm short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own.
country new-york thinking
Don't you see the rest of the country looks upon New York like we're left-wing, communist, Jewish, homosexual pornographers? I think of us that way sometimes and I live here.
interesting people roles
One of the interesting things is, the most gifted people, the biggest people, have no problem taking small roles.
witty inspirational-love humorous
The heart wants what it wants.
philosophical choices our-choices
We Are The Sum Total Of Our Choices...
meaningful artist glasses
[...] I've come to the conclusion that the artist can not justify life or come up with a cogent reason as to why life is meaningful, but the artist can provide you with a cold glass of water on a hot day.
sex real love-is
Real software engineers don't debug programs, they verify correctness. This process doesn't necessarily involve execution of anything on a computer, except perhaps a Correctness Verification Aid package. Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
writing editing democracy
To be a film director is not a democracy, it's really a tyranny. You're the head of the project, for better rather than worse. I write the film and I direct the film, I decide who's going to be in it, I decide on the editing, I put in the music from my own record collection.
mouths over-it laughed
We laughed over it, and Hemingway punched me in the mouth.