Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionDirector
Date of Birth1 December 1935
CityBronx, NY
CountryUnited States of America
new-york divorce law
In New York State they have a strange law that says you can't get a divorce unless you can prove adultery - and it's weird, because the Ten Commandments say 'Thou shalt not commit adultery.' But New York State says you have to. Well, finally, what happened was that my wife committed adultery for me. She's always been more mechanically inclined than I have.
heart together hard
My heart says one thing. My head says another. Very hard to get your heart and head together in life.
fields talent majors
If I could just hope to have a major talent, then I would rather have it in music than in any other field.
funny doors water-skiing
All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.
funny british knows
I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British.
believe weekend trying
I don't believe in God. Just try getting a plumber on the weekend.
new-york europe psychology
When I am in New York, I want to be in Europe, and when I am in Europe, I want to be in New York.
wish pianist ifs
If I had my life to live over, I wish I could be a great pianist or something.
new-york children father
I feel about New York as a child whose father is a bank robber. Not perfect, but I still love him.
real kids want
Everything in life turns out to be a distraction from the real thing you want to do. There are a million distractions and when I was a kid I was very disciplined. I knew that the other kids weren't. I was the one able to do the thing, not because I had more talent, maybe less, but because they simply weren't applying themselves.
sex dirty done
Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
children nice kids
I never thought I was doing anyone a favour by bringing children into the world. With people as cruel to each other as they are, it's a terrible proposition. The best of lives are sad and tragic. The best of them. My general conclusion is that it's not a nice thing to do. The world doesn't need it. The kid doesn't need it.
believe names dollars
Believing would be easier if God would show himself by depositing a million dollars in a Swiss bank account in my name
time men wife
What I do know about physics is that to a man standing on the shore, time passes quicker than to a man on a boat - especially if the man on the boat is with his wife.