Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
paper advertising forty
One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
live-your-life loses
Live your life so that whenever you lose, you are ahead.
voting vote republican
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
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Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.
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In all your life, you will never find a method more effective in getting through to another person than to make that person feel important.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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The way to make money in the stock market is to buy a stock. Then, when it goes up, sell it. If it's not going to go up, don't buy it!
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When I make a joke, nobody gets injured... when Congress makes a joke, it's the law.
believe years crowds
The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for he is looking with the crowd. But the one that can see years ahead, he has a telescope but he can't make anybody believe that he has it.
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Fanatical religion driven to a certain point is almost as bad as none at all, but not quite.
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I'm not so much interested in the return ON my money as I am in the return OF my money.
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We are here for just a spell, so get a few laughs.
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What would we say if the Chinese sent a gunboat with their marines up the Mississippi River claiming they were protecting their laundries in Memphis?