Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
ideas communism prohibition
Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work.
government amusement investigation
Government investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to our knowledge.
running country travel
I traveled a good deal all over the world, and I got along pretty good in all these foreign countries, for I have a theory that it's their country and they got a right to run it like they want to.
tickets election vote
There isn't any finer folks living than a Republican that votes the Democratic ticket.
real trying bags
The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, then reaches in and tries to pull real ones out.
people want common
Nobody wants to be called common people, especially common people.
writing old-friends ems
I love words but I don't like strange ones. You don't understand them and they don't understand you. Old words is like old friends, you know 'em the minute you see 'em.
funny-inspirational funny-motivational worry
I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.
honesty native-american blood
I have Indian Blood in me. I have just enough white blood for you to question my honesty!
splits election republican
The Republicans have their splits right after election and Democrats have theirs just before an election.
country life-and-love traffic
Outside of traffic, there is nothing that has held this country back as much as committees.
politics voters politician
Politicians are just a bunch of local bandits, sent by their local voters to raid the public treasury.
car noise
Americans are getting like a Ford car, they all have the same exact parts, the same upholstering and make exactly the same noises.
crazy party dope
It would drive a person crazy to dope out really what does divide the two parties. Prosperity don't divide the two parties, for under either administration the poor get poorer and the rich get richer.