Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
thinking funny-things politician
Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely
politician taxpayers hamilton
Alexander Hamilton originated the put and take system in our national treasury: the taxpayers put it in, and the politicians take it out
people training care
In time of crisis people want to know that you care, more than they care what you know
character watches politics
Funny to watch these Senators switching back and forth on Prohibition. Politics is a great character builder. You have to take a referendum to see what your convictions are for that day.
zoos home animal
Politics is the best show in America. I love animals and I love politicians, and I like to watch both of 'em at play, either back home in their native state, or after they've been captured and sent to a zoo, or to Washington.
just-friends stranger mets
A stranger is just a friend I haven't met yet.
funny humor why-not
We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?
funny sports hate
I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
inspiration political-will drunk
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
gambling advice saving
Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.
humor laughing people
I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based on truth.
fun history guy
A lot of guys have had a lot of fun joking about Henry Ford because he admitted one time that he didn't know history. He don't know it, but history will know him. He has made more history than his critics ever read.
humorous differences political
The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live off each other, while the Republicans, why, they live off the Democrats.
business enough bigs
If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.