Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
two people united-states
One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.
war america waiting
We are the only nation in the world that waits till we get into a war before we start getting ready for it.
land advice stuff
Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.
mother rhinos elephants
I doubt if a charging elephant, or a rhino, is as determined or hard to check as a socially ambitious mother.
inspiration want ready
We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it
writing people woods
In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing.
inspiration biting fingernails
See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails
fun inspiration necks
Spinnin' a rope is fun if your neck ain't in it
hands prison company
A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.
trying affair nations
Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it is try and manage somebody else's affairs.
wise bankers ems
Bankers are likeable rascals. Now that we are all wise to 'em, it's been shown that they don't know any more about finances than the rest of us know about our businesses... which has proved to be nothing.
wall fighting blood
I'm not against (bull fighting). Some nations like to see blood, and some like to see their victims suffer from speculation... They kill the bull very quick. Wall Street lets you live and suffer.
eye law two
There is two types of Larceny, Petty and Grand. They are supposed to be the same in the eyes of the law, but judges always put a little extra on you for Petty, which is kind of a fine for stupidness.
men america interesting
I bet you, if I had met Trotsky, and had had a chat with him, I would have found him a very interesting and human fellow, for I have never yet met a man I didn't like.