Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
book reading two
You should never try and teach a pig to read for two reasons. First, it's impossible; and secondly, it annoys the hell out of the pig!.
moving years agriculture
Wish all the Farmers would move to town one year, that's the only way I know to clear the thing up.
agriculture worry fit
Don't raise anything, except what fits your appetite. Then the price don't worry you. Just raise all you can eat and let the low prices go by.
agriculture needs pay
Every time somebody has thought of relief for the farmer it has been to make it so he could borrow more money. What he needs is some way to pay back. Not some way to borrow more.
country agriculture just-live
You got to do more than just live in the country to be a Farmer.
agriculture plowing more-time
Farmers spend more time at Conventions than they do plowing.
agriculture clubs association
Farmers have more Associations, and Bureaus, and Clubs, than they have pitchforks.
agriculture people president
The president says, 'There is lots of people worse off than the Farmers.' I don't know who it could be unless it is the fellow who holds the Mortgages on the Farms.
agriculture steak plates
Steak on the plate went up. Steak on the hoof went down.
wisdom loss men
The greatest loss of time is delay and expectation. I never yet talked to the man who wanted to save time who could tell me what he was going to do with the time he saved.
political taste election
Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste.
animal water long
Old Hollywood is just like a desert water in Africa. Hang around long enough and every kind of animal in the world will drift in for refreshments.
ignorance ignorant different
We are all ignorant. We are just ignorant about different things.
inspiration people pay
I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes-I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em