Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Steven Alexander Wrightis an American comedian, actor, writer, and an Oscar-winning film producer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical, and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 December 1955
CountryUnited States of America
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On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.
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I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
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Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
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I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.
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We have run the hydro system harder than it was supposed to be run this year.
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I think that was our best defensive game of the year.
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I was just getting too ahead of myself. I was rushing.
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Sponges grow in the ocean. This bothers me. How deep would it be if they didn't?