Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Steven Alexander Wrightis an American comedian, actor, writer, and an Oscar-winning film producer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical, and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 December 1955
CountryUnited States of America
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On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.
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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
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I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
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Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
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I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
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I've wanted to do it since I was 14 years old, from watching 'The Tonight Show,' watching Johnny (Carson) and the other comedians. Something clicked in me that I wanted to be one of those guys, someone who came out and made the audience laugh.
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The statue is permanently out of place in my house,
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I spilled Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
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I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.
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The other day I... uh, no, that wasn't me.
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If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
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I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.