Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Steven Alexander Wrightis an American comedian, actor, writer, and an Oscar-winning film producer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical, and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 December 1955
CountryUnited States of America
children insane littles
Imagine Oshkosh straitjackets for little insane children.
guy one-day no-money
One day a guy tried to rob me on the street, and I had no money. So I charged him.
trying proud modest
Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
funny life humor
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
vision visionaries
I'm a peripheral visionary.
funny humor water
I bought some powdered water, but I don’t know what to add.
funny humor mirrors
I Xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra Xerox machine.
lasts week bicycle
Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle.
yesterday eyeglasses prescriptions
Yesterday, my eyeglass prescription ran out.
fuzzy doe logic
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
laughing people four
Only one in four jokes ever works, and I still can't predict what people will laugh at.
funny humor styrofoam
If you are sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
funny humor paramedics
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as '4's'?