Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
asked bath came dry food guy health melt store worked
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
asked friend great invented
My friend invented Cliff's Notes. When I asked him how he got such a great idea, he said, "Well, first I... I just... well, to make a long story short...
ask boat build people
A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat
ask dangerous drink sit stare
He used to sit very quiet. Dangerous quiet, if you ask me. And he'd stare at her with that look he has. He didn't need drink to make him dangerous.
ask freak help love size
I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople. They ask me if they can help me, and I say, "Have you got anything I'd like?" Then they ask me what size I need, and I say, "Extra medium.
abstract extremely painting
I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No brush, no paint, no canvas, I just think about it.
economy feeling growth next phase pick slow start
There's a feeling that enough has been done to slow the economy down and the next phase must be up, that growth will start to pick up again.
life takes time
Boy, life takes a long time to live
either outfit weak
Either outfit is going to have a pretty weak coalition.
behind braces false george people teeth
Some people think George is weird, because he has sideburns behind his ears. I think George is weird, because he has false teeth with braces on them.
funny satellite smile
Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
born except leave
I was born by Caesarean section, but you can't really tell... except that when I leave my house, I always go out the window.
coalition government include types
We have now got a coalition government which may or may not include some anti-business types like the Greens.
event gas increase scale sliding
We have the new sliding scale in place in the event of another increase in gas prices,