Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert
Stephen Tyrone Colbert is an American comedian, writer, producer, actor, media critic, and television host. He currently hosts the late-night television talk show The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on CBS...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth13 May 1964
CountryUnited States of America
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In order to be a top-tier candidate, I need 7.5 million dollars, and I currently have 0.0 million dollars.
teenager school newspapers
I wrote things for the school's newspaper, and - like all teenagers - I dabbled in poetry.
ice stuff why-not
I used to make up stuff in my bio all the time, that I used to be a professional ice-skater and stuff like that. I found it so inspirational. Why not make myself cooler than I am?
kids los-angeles ifs
If I had free time to go to Los Angeles to shoot a movie, I would rather spend it with my kids.
thinking law lasts
I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law.
order ignorant never-quit
In order to maintain an untenable position, you have to be actively ignorant. One motto on the show is, 'Keep your facts, I'm going with the truth.'
wings trying united-states
What the right-wing in the United States tries to do is undermine the press.
play people black
I not only loved studying theater, I loved being a theater major. It gave me an excuse to brood, to grow a beard, to wear black 'at' people. I didn't just want to play Hamlet, I wanted to be Hamlet.
important example graphic
Like O'Rielly, we'll grab the most important word of each sentence... 'The' for example. Also, I'll say, 'I'm angry,' and the graphic will read, 'Colbert angry.
enemy scent
The only thing that gets me high is the musky scent of my enemy's fear
mean miserable ifs
If Germans are happy it means everyone else is miserable.
book fans
I am no fan of books.
baby gay ridiculous
Baby carrots are making me gay.
cake america tonight
I’m the frosting on America’s cake, and tonight I’m willing to let you lick the bowl.