Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert
Stephen Tyrone Colbert is an American comedian, writer, producer, actor, media critic, and television host. He currently hosts the late-night television talk show The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on CBS...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth13 May 1964
CountryUnited States of America
reality support answers
Truthiness is what you want the facts to be as opposed to what the facts are. What feels like the right answer as opposed to what reality will support.
reality majority-vote fans
I have always been a fan of reality by majority vote
fall hard-times care
If a poor family falls on hard times in the woods, and no one is around to care, did it really happen?
change way world
You can change the world. Please don't do that, OK? Some of us like the way things are going now.
orange management historic
There's a wonderfully cooperative relationship between management and labor right now. Much like the historic partnership between oranges and a juicer.
fun adventure rivers
If I thought I knew what was going to happen, it wouldn't be worth doing. The challenge is how joyfully, with what sense of fun and adventure and playfulness, we will greet it. We don't have to look for what the next thing will be. If experience is any judge, it'll come flowing toward us like a river.
pain grateful love-life
Don't be bitter. Everybody suffers. If you can accept your suffering then you will understand other people better. Be grateful for pain. Love life.
funny beautiful america
You see, we're America the Beautiful, not "America Well At Least She Has A Great Personality".
dog animal kingdoms
Everybody loves dogs. They're the pizza of the animal kingdom.
gay impossible hermaphrodites
If you are a hermaphrodite, it is physically impossible to be gay.
night fists today
Forgot to live-tweet the election last night, so I'm post-tweeting today. I'll start as soon as my fingers unclench from their rage fists.
strong men cities
I stand by this man (President George W. Bush). I stand by this man because he stands for things. Not only for things, he stands on things. Things like aircraft carriers and rubble and recently flooded city squares. And that sends a strong message, that no matter what happens to America, she will always rebound.. with the most powerfully staged photo ops in the world.
book the-end-of-the-day politician
You said in your book that at the end of the day, every politician is human. What about during the day?
fighting may agree
I may not agree with what you have to say but I will fight you to the death for the right to fight you to the death.