Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert
Stephen Tyrone Colbert is an American comedian, writer, producer, actor, media critic, and television host. He currently hosts the late-night television talk show The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on CBS...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth13 May 1964
CountryUnited States of America
pain grateful love-life
Don't be bitter. Everybody suffers. If you can accept your suffering then you will understand other people better. Be grateful for pain. Love life.
funny beautiful america
You see, we're America the Beautiful, not "America Well At Least She Has A Great Personality".
dog animal kingdoms
Everybody loves dogs. They're the pizza of the animal kingdom.
gay impossible hermaphrodites
If you are a hermaphrodite, it is physically impossible to be gay.
night fists today
Forgot to live-tweet the election last night, so I'm post-tweeting today. I'll start as soon as my fingers unclench from their rage fists.
strong men cities
I stand by this man (President George W. Bush). I stand by this man because he stands for things. Not only for things, he stands on things. Things like aircraft carriers and rubble and recently flooded city squares. And that sends a strong message, that no matter what happens to America, she will always rebound.. with the most powerfully staged photo ops in the world.
book the-end-of-the-day politician
You said in your book that at the end of the day, every politician is human. What about during the day?
fighting may agree
I may not agree with what you have to say but I will fight you to the death for the right to fight you to the death.
monday believe home
Here's how it works: the president makes decisions. He's the decider. The press secretary announces those decisions, and you people of the press type those decisions down. Make, announce, type. Just put 'em through a spell check and go home. The greatest thing about this man is he's steady. You know where he stands. He believes the same thing Wednesday that he believed on Monday, no matter what happened Tuesday. Events can change; this man's beliefs never will.
rocks salinger
(Rush are) like the JD Salinger of Canadian Prog Rock
dog president hot
President Bush, have a hot dog with me.
mean glasses white
Sir, pay no attention to the people who say the glass is half empty, because 32% means it's 2/3 empty. There's still some liquid in that glass is my point, but I wouldn't drink it. The last third is usually backwash. (Said to President Bush at the White House Correspondents Dinner)
dimes broke ifs
If I had a dime for everytime that I was wrong, I'd be broke.
jesus victory plus
I guess 14% plus Jesus equals victory