Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert
Stephen Tyrone Colbert is an American comedian, writer, producer, actor, media critic, and television host. He currently hosts the late-night television talk show The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on CBS...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth13 May 1964
CountryUnited States of America
obvious firm
You have a firm grasp of the obvious.
communication character mean
Who would have thought that a means of communication limited to 140 characters would ever create misunderstandin g.
community presidential black
It's no surprise I am addicted to all the Republican presidential candidates. They are like crack -- in that they will devastate black communities.
cows milk cry
Don't cry over spilled milk-- get angry and punch a cow.
hurt eye window-to-the-soul
If the eyes are the window to the soul, then why does it hurt when I spray them with Windex?
marijuana drug together
Marijuana is a gateway drug that can lead to awful things, like Phish getting back together.
failure dying buzz
There's a buzz to failing and not dying.
facts needs enough
If you repeat it, it's true. If you repeat it, it's true. And through repetition, something becomes true. If you repeat it enough. Until it becomes true. Or do I need to repeat that for you?
religious hate leader
If someone spreads hate then they're not your religious leader.
hard-work needs vote
Republicans will need to work hard to capture the Latino vote instead of their current strategy of capturing Latinos.
real long aliens
I've long been against illegal aliens, partly because they distract us from an even bigger threat: real aliens.
butterfly cocoons stomach
I've got butterflies in my stomach... because I ate a cocoon quesadilla!
kids discipline arbitrary
Arbitrary rules teach kids discipline: If every rule made sense, they wouldn't be learning respect for authority, they'd be learning logic.
successful choices passionate
I didn't realize quite how liberal I was until I was asked to make passionate comedic choices as opposed to necessarily successful comedic choices.