Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert
Stephen Tyrone Colbert is an American comedian, writer, producer, actor, media critic, and television host. He currently hosts the late-night television talk show The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on CBS...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth13 May 1964
CountryUnited States of America
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Protect yourself from Muslim vampires by making your neck non-halal.
nsa numbers tables
If anybody needs anything else at their tables, just speak slowly and clearly into your table numbers. Someone from the NSA will be right over with a cocktail.
mom mother jobs
Don’t get me wrong. Being a mom is no picnic. Raising the kids is the mother’s responsibility. It’s a thankless, solitary job, like sheriff or Pope.
book people
When I read books it's to escape. It's so I don't have to talk to people.
reality men thinking
I know there are some polls out there saying this man has a 32% approval rating. But guys like us, we don't pay attention to the polls. We know that polls are just a collection of statistics that reflect what people are thinking in reality. And reality has a well-known liberal bias.
character looking-forward shows
I won't be doing the new show in character, so we'll all get to find out how much of him was me. I'm looking forward to it.
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I can't prove it, but I can say it.
believe guy saws
I believe in pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps. I believe it is possible — I saw this guy do it once in Cirque du Soleil. It was magical.
love-you angel men
Evil exists because of the disobedience of Satan. God gave Satan, and the angels, and man free will. Satan used his free will and abused it by not obeying authority. Hell was created by Satan’s disobedience to God, and his purposeful removal from God’s love—which is what hell is. Removing yourself from God’s love. You send yourself to hell. God does not send you there.
book people attention
Now, for my younger viewers out there, a book is something we used to have before the internet. It’s sort of a blog for people with attention spans.
funny voice form
On this show, your voice will be heard - in the form of my voice.
funny jesus forgiving
Jesus forgives sinners, not criminals.
obvious firm
You have a firm grasp of the obvious.
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Who would have thought that a means of communication limited to 140 characters would ever create misunderstandin g.