Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Ada Driver, better known as Phyllis Diller, was an American stand-up comedian, actress, singer, dancer, and voice artist, best known for her eccentric stage persona, her self-deprecating humor, her wild hair and clothes, and her exaggerated, cackling laugh...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth17 July 1917
CityLima, OH
inspirational fighting years
It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months.
years behinds eighteen
I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing.
home kissing years
When you play spin the bottle, if they don't want to kiss you they have to give you a quarter. Well, hell, by the time I was twelve years old I owned my own home.
years eight smoking
My eight-year-old bought a bicycle with the money he saved by not smoking.
song wine years
The constants all through the centuries will be the same; wine, women and song. Other than that, life will be very different technologically. In the year 3000 the universe will be expanding as it will forever, infinitely. We will probe outer space but never find life as evolutionized as ours. We were not created by a deity. We created the deity in OUR image. Life began on this planet when the first amoeba split. Mankind will still be seeking God, not accepting that God is a spirit; can't see it, touch it, only feel it. It's called LOVE.
giving-up years i-will-never-give-up
I will never give up. I am in my 14th year of a 10-day beauty plan.
years use cleaning
I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know.
family years insane
In most states you can get a driver's license when you're sixteen years old, which made a lot of sense to me when I was sixteen years old but now seems insane.
advice follow work
Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle--keep away from children.
drops food ties
Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator
american-comedian head pro reason tells
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
american-comedian walker
You know you're old if your walker has an airbag.
best joke
If that's the best joke in the world, then I've never had a face-lift.
chore home prepared stage studio tremendous tv
He was very much at home in the TV studio or on stage live anywhere; that is where he really lived. And, you know what, it was never a chore for him. It was never nerve-racking. He was always so completely prepared by his tremendous organization that he had put together,