Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Ada Driver, better known as Phyllis Diller, was an American stand-up comedian, actress, singer, dancer, and voice artist, best known for her eccentric stage persona, her self-deprecating humor, her wild hair and clothes, and her exaggerated, cackling laugh...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth17 July 1917
CityLima, OH
cleaning growing house kids sidewalk stops
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing
night house wigs
My house used to be haunted, but the ghosts haven't been back since the night I tried on all my wigs.
husband house cures
I met my husband when a friend sent him over to my house to cure my hiccoughs.
husband wind house
Your husband is lazy if when he leaves the house, he finds out which way the wind is blowing and goes that direction.
inspirational lying house
Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition.
doors house enemy
If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, 'Who could have done this? We have no enemies!'
yards buried housework
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.
advice follow work
Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle--keep away from children.
drops food ties
Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator
american-comedian head pro reason tells
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
american-comedian walker
You know you're old if your walker has an airbag.
best joke
If that's the best joke in the world, then I've never had a face-lift.
chore home prepared stage studio tremendous tv
He was very much at home in the TV studio or on stage live anywhere; that is where he really lived. And, you know what, it was never a chore for him. It was never nerve-racking. He was always so completely prepared by his tremendous organization that he had put together,
air time
He was in the air most of the time ... on the air, in the air, one way or the other. It was his thing and this was his airport.