Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Ada Driver, better known as Phyllis Diller, was an American stand-up comedian, actress, singer, dancer, and voice artist, best known for her eccentric stage persona, her self-deprecating humor, her wild hair and clothes, and her exaggerated, cackling laugh...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth17 July 1917
CityLima, OH
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There isn't any (afterlife), you dingbat! This is it, baby! Enjoy, carefully! Religion is such a medieval idea. Don't get me started. I have thought about every facet of religion and I can't buy any of it. So God made man in His own image? It's just the other way around. Man made God in his own image. It's all about money.
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Have the man at the station put the air in the tires. I did it once myself. Have you ever seen a car with a limp?
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I'm looking for a perfume to overpower men - I'm sick of karate.
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This man I was going with asked me for my finger measurements. I thought he was going to buy me a ring for Christmas, but he gave me a bowling ball.
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Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.
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A passport picture is a photo of a man that he can laugh at without realizing that it looks exactly the way his friends see him.
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I love to go to the doctor. Where else would a man look at me and say, 'Take off your clothes'?
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Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me.
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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle--keep away from children.
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Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator
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The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
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You know you're old if your walker has an airbag.
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If that's the best joke in the world, then I've never had a face-lift.
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He was very much at home in the TV studio or on stage live anywhere; that is where he really lived. And, you know what, it was never a chore for him. It was never nerve-racking. He was always so completely prepared by his tremendous organization that he had put together,