Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Ada Driver, better known as Phyllis Diller, was an American stand-up comedian, actress, singer, dancer, and voice artist, best known for her eccentric stage persona, her self-deprecating humor, her wild hair and clothes, and her exaggerated, cackling laugh...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth17 July 1917
CityLima, OH
inspirational baby kids
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth.
inspirational couple husband
I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?
inspirational birthday age
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.
inspirational morning kissing
Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves.
inspirational lying house
Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition.
inspirational coffee kids
Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood.
inspirational morning moving
For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move.
inspirational people littles
I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies.
inspirational people parlor
Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed!
inspirational blow ill-will
It's an ill will that blows when you leave the hairdresser.
inspirational size juniors
It's hard to find a negligee in my size. I wear a Junior Mister.
inspirational hair use
Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush.
inspirational moving muscles
He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers.
inspirational moving tennis
This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head.