Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Ada Driver, better known as Phyllis Diller, was an American stand-up comedian, actress, singer, dancer, and voice artist, best known for her eccentric stage persona, her self-deprecating humor, her wild hair and clothes, and her exaggerated, cackling laugh...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth17 July 1917
CityLima, OH
mother baby laughing
I got my first laugh when my mother entered me in a baby contest.
baby children kids
The reason I'm not an alcoholic is I don't like to drink in front of the kids . . . and when you're away from them, who needs it?.
baby children experts
One [expert] said, 'Always have a baby sitter who is acquainted with your children.' If they were acquainted with my children, they wouldn't sit!
baby men ideas
There isn't any (afterlife), you dingbat! This is it, baby! Enjoy, carefully! Religion is such a medieval idea. Don't get me started. I have thought about every facet of religion and I can't buy any of it. So God made man in His own image? It's just the other way around. Man made God in his own image. It's all about money.
inspirational baby kids
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth.
baby grandmother grandparent
On the way to the delivery room, I almost changed my mind about having a baby. I wouldn't have found it so hard to go ahead with it if I had realized that having a baby was the only way I could ever become a grandmother.
baby morning sick
I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning.
baby children kids
We have far too many kids. At one time in the playpen there was standing-room only. It looked like a bus stop for midgets. It used to get so damp in there, we'd have a rainbow above it.
mother baby leaving
I was the world's ugliest baby. I have photos of my folks leaving the hospital with sacks over their heads... I asked my mother how to turn off the electric fan. She said 'Grab the blade!
baby doctors world
I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody.
advice follow work
Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle--keep away from children.
drops food ties
Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator
american-comedian head pro reason tells
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
american-comedian walker
You know you're old if your walker has an airbag.