Milton Berle
Milton Berle
Milton Berlewas an American comedian and actor. As the host of NBC's Texaco Star Theater, he was the first major American television star and was known to millions of viewers as "Uncle Miltie" and "Mr. Television" during TV's golden age...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth12 July 1908
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
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This man's wife told him, "For Christmas, surprise me." On Christmas Eve he leaned over where she was sleeping and said, "Boo!"
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I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting.
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It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!
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What an orchestra! They just sit there, but their minds are thousands of miles away with their bookies.
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Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.
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Folk who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign.
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Do you realise that Eve was the only woman who ever took a man's side?
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I really doubt whether evolution ever works, how then come Mothers have only two hands
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When I was in school, one of my teachers was crazy about me. I once heard her tell another teacher, "I wish he was my kid for one day!"
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It's always consoling to know that today's Christmas gifts are tomorrow's garage sales.
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For every studen with a spark of brilliance, there are about ten with ignition trouble.
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They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.
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Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.