Milton Berle
Milton Berle
Milton Berlewas an American comedian and actor. As the host of NBC's Texaco Star Theater, he was the first major American television star and was known to millions of viewers as "Uncle Miltie" and "Mr. Television" during TV's golden age...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth12 July 1908
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
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I bought an ideal gift for my mother-in-law - a battery-operated mouth.
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I just read about a schoolteacher who got hurt. She was grading papers on a curve!
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I bought my kid an educational toy to help him make it through life. No matter how you put it together, it's wrong.
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I bought my mother-in-law a beautiful chair for Christmas, but she won't let me plug it in.
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My son asked for very little - a kickstand, with a motorcycle attached.
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My son gave me a nice bottle of cologne - Eau de Owe.
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She wanted an Italian sports car - with the sport still in it.
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Our tree was so puny we used orthopedic bulbs.
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Our local department store had two Santas - one for regular kids and one for kids who wanted ten toys or less.
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One of those Christmas songs says, "You better not shout, you better not cry, you better not pout." How's my wife going to get along?
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My wife wants something foreign for Christmas - like a Mexican divorce.
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My wife can't figure out what to buy me. What do you give a man who's had everything up to here?
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My wife and I were shopping for the whole family. In the music department my wife said, "Let's get your nephew a set of drums. That's what your brother did to us last year."
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At Christmas you can get real bargains. I saw one item marked down ten dollars. It was a yacht.