Milton Berle
Milton Berle
Milton Berlewas an American comedian and actor. As the host of NBC's Texaco Star Theater, he was the first major American television star and was known to millions of viewers as "Uncle Miltie" and "Mr. Television" during TV's golden age...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth12 July 1908
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
law practice giving
Most attorneys practice law because it gives them a grand and glorious feeling. You give them a grand - and they feel glorious.
education teacher uncles
One teacher recently retired with a half-million dollars after 30 years of working hard, caring, dedicating herself and totally immensing herself in the problems of the students. That gave her $50. The rest of the money came from the death of a rich uncle.
opportunity doors long
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door, but only as long as it's not visible from the street.
life wife remember
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is.
christmas wife dollars
I gave my wife a twenty-five-dollar gift certificate. She used it as a down payment on a mink coat.
teacher retirement dollars
The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring.
love inspiring encouraging
I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are.
christmas real tree
They've got plastic Christmas trees now. They're hard to tell from the real aluminum ones.
funny inspiring graduation
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
funny witty humorous
Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
funny money humor
I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?
inspirational funny witty
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
education teaching school
The human brain is special. It starts working as soon as you get up and it doesn't stop until you get to school.
funny witty jobs
A young man fills out an application for a job and does well until he gets to the last question, "Who Should we notify in case of an accident?" He mulls it over and then writes, "Anybody in sight!"