Milton Berle
Milton Berle
Milton Berlewas an American comedian and actor. As the host of NBC's Texaco Star Theater, he was the first major American television star and was known to millions of viewers as "Uncle Miltie" and "Mr. Television" during TV's golden age...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth12 July 1908
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
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Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.
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We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.
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Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings?
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My wife sent me a Valentine card that said, "Take my heart, take my lips, take my soul." That's just like her. She kept the good parts for herself.
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I bought a Christmas tree for twenty dollars. When I came home the next day, my wife was wearing it in her hair.
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My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.
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A thing of beauty is a job forever.
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If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
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The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired.
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Santa is having a tough time this year. Last year he deducted eight billion for gifts, and the IRS wants an itemized list
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Laughter is an instant vacation.
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If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
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I live to laugh, and I laugh to live.