Matt Will
Matt Will
america ohio happens
This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!" Homer Simpson
fun knowing alive
Part of the fun of being alive is knowing that you're annoying the hell out of someone else.
real believe people
A lot of people believe that if everybody just did what they were told - obeyed - everything would be fine. But that's not what life is all about. That's not real. It's never going to happen.
thinking together-again people
I think people who work in comedy and humor are hesitant to analyze it too much, because you feel like if you take it apart, you'll break it and not be able to put it back together again.
food humor alcohol
Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.
love family emotional
Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.
heart voice sanity
You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head.
behind buy couple education kids promise school step student teacher wearing
The idea behind it is to get kids to buy into their education and make a promise for it, ... If a student is wearing one and they haven't been in school in a couple days, the teacher can come back and say, 'You made a promise to your education. We are here doing everything we can, so you need to step it up.'
deal people
You can sense this is a big deal to a lot of people.