Matt Will
Matt Will
food inspiration funny-simpsons
Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
wine snakes owl
I plead alignment to the flakes of the untitled snakes of a merry cow and to the republicrats for which they scam: one nacho, underpants with licorice and jugs of wine for owls.
art thinking talking
I think in daily newspapers, the way comic strips are treated, it's as if newspaper publishers are going out of their way to kill the medium. They're printing the comics so small that most strips are just talking heads, and if you look back at the glory days of comic strips, you can see that they were showcases for some of the best pop art ever to come out.
america ohio happens
This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!" Homer Simpson
fun knowing alive
Part of the fun of being alive is knowing that you're annoying the hell out of someone else.
real believe people
A lot of people believe that if everybody just did what they were told - obeyed - everything would be fine. But that's not what life is all about. That's not real. It's never going to happen.
thinking together-again people
I think people who work in comedy and humor are hesitant to analyze it too much, because you feel like if you take it apart, you'll break it and not be able to put it back together again.
food humor alcohol
Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.
love family emotional
Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.
heart voice sanity
You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head.
gone gonna swing
If I thought he was gonna try to take a swing at me or something like that, I probably wouldn't have gone over there.
best figured gap market saw tied work
I figured most of the best actors around 20 years old would all be at drama school, where they're tied up and contractually can't work, so I saw there must be a gap in the market for a young actor like me.
almost conference develop earning learned lets tells
If I go to a conference and someone tells me that they learned how to develop websites on Sitepoint and now they're a CTO at a company earning almost $200,000 a year, that lets me know that I'm doing the right thing.
afford bigger buy home taxes
If I buy a bigger home my taxes will go up 100 percent. I did the research. I can't afford it.