Matt Will
Matt Will
inspirational kids thinking
I think what's important for kids to know is that your decisions here on earth matter, your behavior matters and how you treat other people matters.
men welcome
Welcome to Suckersville, man.
people insult hated
If people only knew how much I secretly hated them, they'd love me for holding it in.
mind blame insult
I don't mind sharing the blame if she'll just admit she started it.
trying breakfast manipulation
How can I be expected to love someone who tries such crude manipulations as bringing me breakfast in bed?
shadow levels vegan
I'm a level 5 vegan, I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.
draws happens
I'm a writer who just happens to draw
thinking icons culture
American culture has a lot of great moustaches in its history. Mark Twain had a great moustache, Charlie Chaplin, Ben Turpin ... but Zappa, he's got the best moustache in American history. Got the moustache, right, and he's got that little thing on his chin, I think it's called an imperial, that is, like, the coolest thing. That's like one of the great icons of the twentieth century.
christian jesus believe
I was very disturbed when Jesus found a demon in a guy, and he put the demon in a herd of pigs, then sent them off a cliff. What did the pigs do? I could never figure that out. It just seemed very un-Christian. Technically, I'm an agnostic, but I definitely believe in hell -- especially after watching the fall TV schedule.
inspirational motivational broken-heart
You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on." Homer Simpson
fancy stuff dirt
I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.
loneliness funny-simpsons comic-book-guy
Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
guitar radio next
If something is too hard to do, then it's not worth doing. You just stick that guitar in the closet next to your shortwave radio, your karate outfit and your unicycle and we'll go inside and watch TV.
hurt feelings honor
When you're as important as I am, getting your feelings hurt by me is almost an honor.