Matt Will
Matt Will
fun simple thinking
The next time you are contemplating a decision in which you are debating whether or not to go for the gusto, ask yourself this important question: "How long am I going to be dead?" With that perspective, you can now make a free, fearless choice to do just about any goddamned sneaky thing your devious little mind can think up. Go ahead. Have your fun. You're welcome. Go on. See you in hell.
pain causes insult
I'm not going to stop torturing myself till I figure out the cause of my pain.
proud masturbation ashamed
Masturbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It's nothing to be particularly proud of, either.
animal important funny-simpsons
Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.
fiction comedy science-fiction
Science fiction and comedy are generally a pretty bumpy mix.
stupid character trying
The tendency in comedy is to have a character who's stupid get more stupid, because you're trying to top yourself and not just repeat.
america justice liberty
I pledge impertinence to the flag waving, of the unindicted co-conspirators of America, and to the republicans for which I can't stand, one abomination, underhanded fraud, indefensible, with Liberty and Justice.. Forget it.
fiction reason-why worried
With 'Futurama,' I was just worried that somebody would beat us to it; it seemed so obvious that there should be an animated science fiction show set in the future. And one of the reasons why it's not, I learned, is that it's really, really difficult.
eye drawing hollywood
For some reason, a lot of Hollywood big shots are curious to see how they'd be drawn with bulging eyes and no chin.
world might ends
The world ends when I die. And as far as I'm concerned, the rest of the universe might as well call it a day too.
jobs thankless
Being a good embalmer is a thankless job.
pain giving firsts
If at first you don't succeed - give it up. It isn't worth the pain.
space cereal ghost
Buy Space Ghost cereal, but don't eat the prizes.
dvds missing disappear
When DVDs finally disappear, I'm going to be sad. I'll miss the commentaries.