Matt Will
Matt Will
loneliness funny-simpsons comic-book-guy
Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
guitar radio next
If something is too hard to do, then it's not worth doing. You just stick that guitar in the closet next to your shortwave radio, your karate outfit and your unicycle and we'll go inside and watch TV.
hurt feelings honor
When you're as important as I am, getting your feelings hurt by me is almost an honor.
struggle today firsts
Today is the first day of the rest of your short, brutish existence as a sentient creature before being snuffed out into utter nothingness for all eternity.
mad gone boring
Of course I’ve gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It’s boring and no one listens to you! — Russ Cargill
lying writing mouths
I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth." Homer Simpson
release worst robotics
Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons." --Mr. Burns
reverends majors
Ned, have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same." --Reverend Lovejoy
agreement get-away capitalism
But we all had an agreement to let each other get away with everything! That's Capitalism!
what-if funny-simpsons week
But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.
stupid world
The entire world of grown-ups is corrupt and stupid.
japan europe america
America's health care system is second only to Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well ... all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky starts we don't live in Paraguay!
father cocky cities
Never! Never, Marge. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called ‘City Fathers’ who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?
loneliness thinking environment
Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?" Homer: "Well, I think the veal died of loneliness.