Les Dawson
Les Dawson
Leslie "Les" Dawson, Jr. was an English comedian, actor, writer, and presenter, who is best remembered for deadpan style, curmudgeonly persona and jokes about his mother-in-law and wife...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth2 February 1931
funny-things tunnels wife
Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.
wife thank-god hissing
I discovered the wife's got asthma. Thank God - I thought she was hissing at me.
wife ugly horror
Take my wife... please. I'm not saying she's ugly, but when she went to see a horror film, the audience thought she was making a personal appearance.
kids wife allowing
I'd like to thank the BBC for allowing me to work here. And I'd like to thank the wife and kids for making it necessary.
mother sea wife
The wife's Mother said, ‘When you're dead, I'll dance in your grave.’ I said: ‘Good, I'm being buried at sea’.
sleep doctors wife
I went to the doctor last week. I said: 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?' He said: 'Why?' I said: 'She's woke up.
doors years wife
Last year my wife ran off with the fellow next door and I must admit, I still miss him.
blood wife giving
I took the wife's family out for tea biscuits. They weren't too happy about having to give blood though.
couple finish marriage
Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up.
slumps bother
Slumps don't bother me.
mother law wrinkles
My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind.
personal-things
How can you analyse what is funny? What's funny to one isn't funny to another... What's funny to you is a personal thing.
powerful feminist facts
Despite the fact that feminists say they're not getting a fair deal, women are still very powerful.
zero numbers tribes
There is a remote tribe that worships the number zero. Is nothing sacred?