Les Dawson
Les Dawson
Leslie "Les" Dawson, Jr. was an English comedian, actor, writer, and presenter, who is best remembered for deadpan style, curmudgeonly persona and jokes about his mother-in-law and wife...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth2 February 1931
funny-things tunnels wife
Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.
funny mother humorous
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
funny life hilarious
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
funny travel prayer
I knew I'd chosen the wrong airline when I noticed the sick bag had the Lord's Prayer on it.
sexy funny-sex found-objects
My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects.
couple finish marriage
Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up.
slumps bother
Slumps don't bother me.
mother law wrinkles
My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind.
personal-things
How can you analyse what is funny? What's funny to one isn't funny to another... What's funny to you is a personal thing.
wife thank-god hissing
I discovered the wife's got asthma. Thank God - I thought she was hissing at me.
powerful feminist facts
Despite the fact that feminists say they're not getting a fair deal, women are still very powerful.
zero numbers tribes
There is a remote tribe that worships the number zero. Is nothing sacred?
growing-up wind eggs
A square egg in a dish of lentils won't make a marrow bend with the wind, nor will it make rhubarb grow up the milkmaid's leg.
mother law centre
The mother-in-law is the centre of a family.