Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart
Jon Stewartis an American comedian, writer, producer, director, actor, media critic, and former television host. From 1999 to 2015, he was the host of The Daily Show, a satirical news program that airs on Comedy Central...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionEntertainer
Date of Birth28 November 1962
CountryUnited States of America
america wells
Well, I'm sold. I'll take one America.
sound negative jokes
So if you're negative, you live longer? That sounds like a cruel joke.
country bombing
I only find out where countries are when we start bombing them.
people ifs
What good are images if people understand them?
people generations
We are going to be raising a generation of mentally impaired people.
children past shoes
America has had to deal with eccentric dictators in the past: Idi Amin, Muammar Qaddafi, Ming the Merciless... but now the security of the world is threatened by Kim Jong-il, a nerdy, pompadoured, platform shoe-wearer who looks like something you'd put on the end of your child's pencil.
humour
Thus, I've created humour.
daughter moving gay
Bush proposed a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage. Some saw the move as an attempt to preserve traditional values, while others saw it as a cynical ploy to ensure that Vice President... Cheney will never have to pay for his gay daughter's wedding.
bombs historic good-sense
Historic in a good sense, not historic in a sense of 'so we dropped bombs on everyone.
humorous thinking catching-on
For me it was just exciting to see fake news catching on like that. We don't you know, it's interesting. I think we don't make things up. We just distill it to, hopefully, its most humorous nugget. And in that sense it seems faked and skewed just because we don't have to be subjective or pretend to be objective. We can just put it out there.
faces sometimes hard
Sometimes it's hard to face your own...life.
campaigns closure opening
Nothing brings closure to a campaign like opening it up again.
[Hugh Jackman is] an Adamantium-laced Fred Astaire.
stars war use
I watch a lot of astronaut movies....Mostly Star Wars. And even Han and Chewie use a checklist.