Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart
Jon Stewartis an American comedian, writer, producer, director, actor, media critic, and former television host. From 1999 to 2015, he was the host of The Daily Show, a satirical news program that airs on Comedy Central...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionEntertainer
Date of Birth28 November 1962
CountryUnited States of America
redneck america states
Nobody out-rednecks the great state of America.
republican rapture plans
The Rapture: The ultimate Republican back-up plan.
guy smoking want
Alright guys, I want to get out there and vote tomorrow. And not because it's cool, because it's not. You know what is cool? Smoking. Smoke while you vote.
hate witch hunts
It's funny how everyone hates witch hunts... until they see a witch.
children looks hell
Are you worried that, when you go to hell, you'll only be taking the local and not be on the express? Why would you look for a loophole to deny coverage to children with preexisting conditions?
want palin knows
You know, I just want to say to her (Sarah Palin), just very quickly...F-- you.
obamacare challenges trying
We're going to do a challenge. I'm going to try and download every movie ever made and you are going to try to sign up for Obamacare - and we'll see which happens first.
children team thinking
If the world does need to repopulate at some point, the announcing team of Rob Lowe and Sofia Vergara, I think, would make very pleasant children.
scientist accomplish
Isn't it amazing what scientists can accomplish when no one makes them stop?
home people want
Isn't that what you really want in a jean? The ability to kick people in the face in them? I don't wanna have to go home and change into shorts...
giving speech ends
At the end of your life, do you give a concession speech?
book half week
You can buy [John McCain's] book, but in a week and a half, he'll have another.
book judging judging-a-book-by-its-cover
You cannot judge a book by its contents.
iraq president democracy
[If President Bush is right about democracy in Iraq] I may, and I don't know if I can physically do this, implode.