Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart
Jon Stewartis an American comedian, writer, producer, director, actor, media critic, and former television host. From 1999 to 2015, he was the host of The Daily Show, a satirical news program that airs on Comedy Central...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionEntertainer
Date of Birth28 November 1962
CountryUnited States of America
global-warming realizing happens
Here's the thing about global warming that I didn't realize: it would all happen at once.
satan audience
It's not really a good sign when your audience applauds Satan.
jesus stories anna
I just thought, there are very few stories involving me, Anna Nicole Smith, and Jesus.
new-york kids chuck-e-cheese
New York City isn't Chuck E. Cheese. We don't have ball pits for the kids to play in. We have titty bars and crack.
reading boring
Oh my god... Kerry is boring even when Bush is reading him.
war cutting thinking
And then you've got Lieberman, who is for the war. And thinks the tax cuts could really help. He's basically for people who want to vote for Bush but don't think Bush is Jewish enough.
legs break crutches
If you break someone's leg, shouldn't you have to be the crutch for a while?
country wonder our-country
It's a wonder our country doesn't implode.
fun leaving broadway
Nathan Lane's Bus of Broadway Fun will be leaving shortly.
What's it called when a hellhole hits a cataclysm? A catastro[phrack]. I just coined that, didn't I?
moving animated audience
[Doogal] wasn't even animated. It was still and the audience had to move.
hazing feels
I feel like [God]'s hazing us.
weed do-you-know know-how
Do you know how many movies I wrote when I was high?
morning mean circles
This morning, prompted by increasing concerns about terrorism, oil prices reached a record high as the cost of a barrel of crude is a whopping $44.34. Wow, it seems shocking that a product of finite supply gets more expensive the more we use it. Now the terror alert means higher oil prices, which oddly enough means higher profits for oil companies giving them more money to give to politicians whose policies may favor the oil companies such as raising the terror alert level. As Simba once told us: "It's the circle of life."