Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart
Jon Stewartis an American comedian, writer, producer, director, actor, media critic, and former television host. From 1999 to 2015, he was the host of The Daily Show, a satirical news program that airs on Comedy Central...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionEntertainer
Date of Birth28 November 1962
CountryUnited States of America
past opportunity years
Planet Hollywood has shrunk from seventy-five locations around the world to just over thirty-five over the past two years. No new Planet Hollywoods are opening, which in turn has caused a 100 percent decline in opportunities for Bruce Willis to play the harmonica.
thinking pms movement
'Powell movement.' What do you think 'PM' stands for?
use spices explorers
Why would these English explorers search for these spices, yet never use them in their food?
gay thinking people
I thinking gay and straight people use the same putters, it's not a matter of putters but a matter of hole selection.
gay men stopping
Apparently the only thing worse than a terrorist attack, is a gay man stopping it!
military differences america
The building housing America's military brass is a five-sided pentagon, but somehow, the people in it still manage to make it the squarest place on earth. The latest evidence? A current military document that lists homosexuality as a mental disorder in the same league as mental retardation - noting, of course, the one difference: retarded people can still get into heaven.
saudi-arabia female guilty
You know, in Saudi Arabia, you're innocent until proven Jewish. Female. Guilty! They're guilty!
two president done
Yes, it seems that as the President (George W. Bush) comes to the end of his two terms, he's finally realized the best way to get things done for you, is for you to do it.
waiting scripts machines
Wait a minute, words in the prompter, script on my desk, vending machine upstairs out of Funyuns... the writers are back!
lapd refreshing beaten
How refreshing. A suspect beaten up BEFORE the LAPD showed up.
writing psychology degrees
The psychology degree is simply that I was a chemistry major, and they kept wanting the correct answer, whereas in psychology you basically write whatever you want, and chances are you get a B.
giving-up mean mass-destruction
North Korea is making several demands in exchange for giving up their nuclear program, including a promise from America not to attack them. Which is a little strange because for us to attack them we would have to have slam dunk proof that they have weapons of mass destruction. I mean, for Gods sakes people, we're not maniacs. It would have to be an air-tight case. We wouldn't just come in there and start bombing you.
italian giving sound
Everything in Italian sounds like 'Give me your money or I'm going to beat your @$$'.
yams balls may
Here's what I realized about the yam - it's the same colour as a Nerf ball. You may be wondering: 'Is he saying he ate a Nerf ball?'...